The Fattest Citizens in The Allied Nations of Egalaria
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Catgirl Cabal of Sweezean refound squad 6 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Telegram Sweeze instead of me” | |
| 2. |  The Protectorate of Rambler23 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “This Space For Rent” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Ralf 1 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “It's cold in here” | |
| 4. |  The Dominion of Kangerluk | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot” | |
| 5. |  The Loving Couple of FanArt- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Lumity” |
