The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Appalachian Order
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Loving Couple of -Kids-Show | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Lumity” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Anglo Appalachian | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Protect the mountains” | |
| 3. |  The Ice Faerie of Cirno | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “⑨ Luksusowa the strongest! ⑨” | |
| 4. |  The People's Republic of Curl Up and Dye | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “SHAMPOO!” | |
| 5. |  The Armed Republic of Double-Vision | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Fill my eyes with that double vision!” | |
| 6. |  The Federation of Goofy Roo Ahh Ohio 2 | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Greatness at its finest” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Great Bongolia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Let Fear Be Far From All” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of New pain and memes | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Pain and memes” | |
| 9. |  The Hallowed lands of Nova Occidentalis Virginia | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “To give my life for New Appalachia is an honor.” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of TAO Ambassador | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Time will tell” |
