The Atheist Empire World Census

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Free Land of Antitheists	Left-wing Utopia Utopia	“Freedom and Progress”
2.	The Nuhaatyc Republic of Arutiise	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“No sense or purpose in their deaths.”
3.	The Democratic Republic of Beazlend	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“Oh hai Mark. I did not see you there”
4.	The Most Serene Republic of Faithless	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“No faith here...”
5.	The Pastafarian Dudeism of Free secular Humanists	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Think, before you believe!”
6.	The Consumerist Zombie Horde of Gargolia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Be happy in your work. Dismissed!”
7.	The Nuclear Empire of Jabulla	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Nuking is the way to go”
8.	The Holy Empire of Pasta Pharia	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“He boiled for your sins!”
9.	The Second Chance of RU-486	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Take two and don't call me in the morning.”
10.	The Corporate Territory of SaederKrupp	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“Oh please, do deal with a Dragon”