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The Atheist Empire World Census

The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Atheist Empire

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Free Land of AntitheistsLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“Freedom and Progress”
2.The Nuhaatyc Republic of ArutiiseCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“No sense or purpose in their deaths.”
3.The Democratic Republic of BeazlendScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“Oh hai Mark. I did not see you there”
4.The Most Serene Republic of FaithlessCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“No faith here...”
5.The Pastafarian Dudeism of Free secular HumanistsDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Think, before you believe!”
6.The Consumerist Zombie Horde of GargoliaInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Be happy in your work. Dismissed!”
7.The Nuclear Empire of JabullaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Nuking is the way to go”
8.The Holy Empire of Pasta PhariaPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“He boiled for your sins!”
9.The Second Chance of RU-486Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Take two and don't call me in the morning.”
10.The Corporate Territory of SaederKruppFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Oh please, do deal with a Dragon”
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