The Most Extensive Public Healthcare in The Atheist Empire
World Census interns were infected with obscure diseases in order to test which nations had the most effective and well-funded public healthcare facilities.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nuhaatyc Republic of Arutiise | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “No sense or purpose in their deaths.” | |
| 2. |  The Peaceful Underworld of The Nergal Empire | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Our eyes are everywhere.” | |
| 3. |  The Pastafarian Dudeism of Free secular Humanists | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Think, before you believe!” | |
| 4. |  The Democratic Republic of Beazlend | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Oh hai Mark. I did not see you there” | |
| 5. |  The Constitutional Republic of Zargomie | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Easy living” | |
| 6. |  The Land of Precious Metals and of Silverbugs | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “I used to never finish anything, but now I” | |
| 7. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Slimweener | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Some men just want to watch the world burn.” | |
| 8. |  The Imperial Free City of Tillania | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Et hätt noch immer jot jejange” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Empire of Pasta Pharia | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “He boiled for your sins!” | |
| 10. |  The Dictatorship of The country once called Hungary | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Nem.” |
