by Max Barry

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The Atheist Empire World Census

The Smartest Citizens in The Atheist Empire

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, The Atheist Empire is ranked 872nd in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Nuhaatyc Republic of ArutiiseCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“No sense or purpose in their deaths.”
2.The Pastafarian Dudeism of Free secular HumanistsDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Think, before you believe!”
3.The Democratic Republic of BeazlendDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Oh hai Mark. I did not see you there”
4.The United Socialist Republic of ZargomieInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“I recommend everybody watch The Room at least twice”
5.The Peaceful Underworld of The Nergal EmpireInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Our eyes are everywhere.”
6.The Imperial Free City of TillaniaLiberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State“Et hätt noch immer jot jejange”
7.The Brotherhood of The Iron KnightsDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Honour, Justice, Technology”
8.The Federation of Wine-loving ChimpsDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Ah, yes, very good”
9.The Nuclear Empire of JabullaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Nuking is the way to go”
10.The Consumerist Zombie Horde of GargoliaInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Be happy in your work. Dismissed!”
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