The Most Ignorant Citizens in The Atheist Empire
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rather Unusual Madhouse of Barbarian Europe | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Im in ur base killin ur d00dz” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of Pasta Pharia | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “He boiled for your sins!” | |
| 3. |  The Second Chance of RU-486 | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Take two and don't call me in the morning.” | |
| 4. |  The Most Serene Republic of Faithless | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “No faith here...” | |
| 5. |  The Land of Precious Metals and of Silverbugs | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “I used to never finish anything, but now I” | |
| 6. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Slimweener | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Some men just want to watch the world burn.” | |
| 7. |  The Corporate Territory of SaederKrupp | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Oh please, do deal with a Dragon” | |
| 8. |  The Island of Haleistin | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “My own mind is my own church.” | |
| 9. |  The Dictatorship of The country once called Hungary | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Nem.” | |
| 10. |  The Consumerist Zombie Horde of Gargolia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Be happy in your work. Dismissed!” |
