The Most Primitive in The Atheist Empire
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Rather Unusual Madhouse of Barbarian Europe | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Im in ur base killin ur d00dz” | |
2. | The Holy Empire of Pasta Pharia | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “He boiled for your sins!” | |
3. | The Most Serene Republic of Faithless | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “No faith here...” | |
4. | The Second Chance of RU-486 | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Take two and don't call me in the morning.” | |
5. | The Land of Precious Metals and of Silverbugs | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “I used to never finish anything, but now I” | |
6. | The Island of Haleistin | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “My own mind is my own church.” | |
7. | The Oppressed Peoples of Slimweener | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Some men just want to watch the world burn.” | |
8. | The Corporate Territory of SaederKrupp | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Oh please, do deal with a Dragon” | |
9. | The Consumerist Zombie Horde of Gargolia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Be happy in your work. Dismissed!” | |
10. | The Pastafarian Dudeism of Free secular Humanists | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Think, before you believe!” |