The Largest Retail Industry in The Axis of Evil
The World Census estimated levels of employee ennui to determine which nations have the largest retail industries.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark System | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Money, Power, Respect!” | |
| 2. |  The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Guns. Lots of guns.” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Bloody Reich | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “Our timber is to die for, literally” | |
| 4. |  The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of Evil Incarnate | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Exporting Evil Since 2002” | |
| 5. |  The Zombie Nukers of Look at me | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “EVIL” | |
| 6. |  The Glorious Free State of Adamkhazia | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “The glorious regime has made us prosperous!” | |
| 7. |  The Grand Duchy of Prodesia | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Mercy in justice” | |
| 8. |  The Queendom of Astrun | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Do What I Say Or I'll Bite You” | |
| 9. |  The Free Republic of Lombarstan | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “El ones” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Zai-Ju | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Nationalism, Democracy, Welfare” |
