The Most Rebellious Youth in The Axis of Evil
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, The Axis of Evil is ranked 28,107th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark System | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Money, Power, Respect!” | |
| 2. |  The Big Yellow Star Capitalists of Moneystan | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Let's kill the big bad bunnies” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Bloody Reich | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “Our timber is to die for, literally” | |
| 4. |  The Grand Duchy of Prodesia | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Mercy in justice” | |
| 5. |  The Free Republic of Lombarstan | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “El ones” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic States of SMOKZA | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑” | |
| 7. |  The Nuke Worshippers of Asukafari | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Have you heard the Word? Legalize Herb” | |
| 8. |  The Dictatorship of Melanio | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “No Lives Matter” | |
| 9. |  The Democratic Republic of Arthavinar Islands | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 10. |  The Holy Empire of Northern Macheprield | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” |
