The Most Corrupt Governments in The Black Hawks
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli Airstrikes | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Remember: We can always make it worse.” | |
| 2. |  The Protectorate of Freditoria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Fred got Fat” | |
| 3. |  The Grand Dictatorship of The Soviet Union of Dictators | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “If you have an opinion, shove it down your throat!” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Firic Empire | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Say Hello To My Little Nuke” | |
| 5. |  The Totalitarian Corporatocracy of New Verodania | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Towards freedom, forever we aspire!” | |
| 6. |  The Totalitarian Supremacy of Hollocov | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Strive for Obedience; Submit Yourself to the State” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Yshrenia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “For the Emperor!” | |
| 8. |  The Federal Republic of Websteropia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Webster is always right” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Islaarsans | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 10. |  The Holy Black Dominion of Molesie | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Moon , Friendship , NationStates” |
