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The World World Census

The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in the World

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Eternal Misfortune of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Stop Reading My Motto!”
2.The Sadistic Republic of Bright AngelPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Get Outa Here!!”
3.The United Stratocratic States of The Strategic Air CommandIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Peace Is Our Profession”
4.The Corporate Dictatorship of JosephlandCorporate Police State Halliburton“Oderint Dum Metuant”
5.The Unassuming Puppet State of AmericadIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“An equal opportunity hate group.”
6.The Popsicle Pete Nation of ClenchIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
7.The Little Brotherhood of The Real MatrixCorporate Police State Halliburton“Guns. Lots of guns.”
8.The Very Large Safari Park of Los SantosIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Mata ai ni kurukarane”
9.The Armed Republic of Knowwear in YoutopiaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Give pea... ummm... war a chance.”
10.The Ultimate Evil Corporation of MarnadyPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“You have the freedom to be oppressed and executed”
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