The Smartest Citizens in The Christian Communist Union
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Socialist Republic of Constantinopolis | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Socialist Embassy of Constantian Delegates | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile” | |
| 3. |  The Orthodox Ecclesiastic State of Constantine Holy Land | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Love thy neighbour as thyself” |
