The Most Primitive in The Commonwealth of Crowns
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Principality of Jeixieis | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Lars Erimican | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Bakerloo 17 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 4. |  The Duchy of Grand Fenwick | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Rule Gloriana” | |
| 5. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Ekrok | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “This Space Intentionally Left Blank” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Bavoux | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “breaking through” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Bryce | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “I am the King!” | |
| 8. |  The Helladric Commonwealth of Ionysia | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Governed by reason. Living by passion.” | |
| 9. |  The Königreich of Sergeantia | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Sergeantiae est imperare orbi universo” | |
| 10. |  The Federated Empire of Helladria | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Sofie kar Gnosie eret foteza karape evires dia Aplotos.” |
