The Most Secular in The Communist Bloc
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Socialist HOA of Turkey Creek | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Neoliberal fascists are destroying the left” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Socialist Republic of Atlanc | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “March Forward! Do It For The Working Class!” | |
| 3. |  The Soviet republic of Islands of unity | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Compassion for former zombies!” | |
| 4. |  The Soviet Republic of Armeattla | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Unita, Equita, Solidarieta” | |
| 5. |  The Working People's Republic of KuLuxi | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “‘I seek communism as one go to a spring.’-Pablo Picasso” | |
| 6. |  The United Socialist States of Hosgland | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 7. |  The People's Republic of United Iberian States | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Workers of the world, unite!” | |
| 8. |  The Matriarchy of Joemamistan | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Joe Mama WeeWee Rises” | |
| 9. |  The Condominium Association of Green Briar | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “The hell of capitalism is the firm itself” | |
| 10. |  The United Socialist States of Litew Cha | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “By The People For The People” |
