The World World Census

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Eschew Obfuscation”
2.	The District of Cole County	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“Community”
3.	The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“EIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEEIEI”
4.	The Rogue Nation of War and Oppression	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Our purpose is to conquer you.”
5.	The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“I'm lazy, go discipline yourself”
6.	The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Get Outa Here!!”
7.	The Popsicle Pete Nation of Clench	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
8.	The Corporate Dictatorship of Josephland	Corporate Police State Halliburton	“Oderint Dum Metuant”
9.	The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix	Corporate Police State Halliburton	“Guns. Lots of guns.”
10.	The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“An equal opportunity hate group.”