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The Safest in The Dark Lands

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, The Dark Lands is ranked 8,712^th in the world for Safest.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Under-Empire of The Horned Rat	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“My tanks have one speed...FASTER!”
2.	The United Proletariat Communes of New Gothland	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc.”
3.	The Pantokratic Dominate of Emporer Pudu	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Whose fire-tried hearts outlast a thousand autumns”