The Most Secular in The Democratic Commonwealth
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Northern Unchiilbate | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Rushed Bomb | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 3. |  The Regime of Narn | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Never Again” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Jubilee 6 | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 5. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Bluraland | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Si vis pacem, para bellum” | |
| 6. |  The Hibernian Kingdom of Federalist Unions | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum” |
