The Highest Crime Rates in The Democratic Republic
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Directory of Myriadiak | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Do what you want” | |
| 2. |  The United States of Capital AL | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “The best or nothing” | |
| 3. | The Republic of Callumloch | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “God be with us” | |
| 4. |  The Dominion of Sheerino | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Hachi-ju-nana | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 6. |  The Dictatorship of Fors Keithawannityland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 7. |  The Loving Couple of Tr1bute 4rt | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Lumity” | |
| 8. |  The Grand Duchy of Porto Verde | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “United in diversity” | |
| 9. |  The Federation of Fort Noah | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Through hardship and good fortune” | |
| 10. |  The Principality of Leo Fasia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Mission Accomplished” |
