The World World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co	Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones	“In J.R. We Trust”
2.	The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr	Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones	“With oysters we thrive!”
3.	The Free State of Vosiycrs	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“There Can Never Be Enough”
4.	The Republic of Buddhai	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“Motto”
5.	The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining”
6.	The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last Option	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“Do you really need a comment on how I make my decisions”
7.	The Most Christian City of Ordenza	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“Do not despair”
8.	The Holy Matriarchy of The Blessed and Holy Land	Corporate Police State Halliburton	“Praise be to our Holy Goddess”
9.	The Confederacy of The Goggles	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Deo Vindice”
10.	The Master of Puppets of Nilrahrarfan	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Owned by Katrina Stormia”