The Most Secular in The Dogeland Alliance
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Senate of MLGDoggoland | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “*gonk*” | |
| 2. |  The Senate of MLGDogland | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “*gonk*” | |
| 3. |  The Capitalist Paradise of Capitalist Galaxy | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Capitalism is the best” | |
| 4. |  The Food of Bananas and cucumbers | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “A banana is different from a cucumber” | |
| 5. |  The Entire world i guess of Bill wurtz land | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “we gotta start pillaging some stuff” | |
| 6. |  The Senate of MLGCanineland | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “*gonk*” | |
| 7. |  The Squirrels of Squirreltree | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Squirrels are cool” | |
| 8. |  The Squirrels of Tipsie Tree | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Insert motto here” | |
| 9. |  The Senate of MLGPuppyland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “*gonk*” | |
| 10. | The Kingdom of Wandering Traders | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “1 sapling for 5 emeralds” |
