The Most Primitive in The East Pacific
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, The East Pacific is ranked 20,446th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of Nocoins | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “We don't take Visa, checks, or cash!” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Matriarchy of The Blessed and Holy Land | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Praise be to our Holy Goddess” | |
| 3. |  The Bread Loving Folk of Under Upper Antartica | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Let's get this bread” | |
| 4. |  The Regional Hegemonic Morass of Timbuktutu | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Our revolution still lives!” | |
| 5. |  The Most Serene Holy Republic of Parpura | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Power through Power” | |
| 6. |  The Space Colony of Orbital Habitat | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Together, we explore the final frontier” | |
| 7. |  The Queendom of Tvanksta | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Gods bless the Queen and Her Realm” | |
| 8. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Dystopia Bay | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Ogga Bogga Wogga!” | |
| 9. |  The Borderlands of Repressing fools | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Welcome to paradise city.” | |
| 10. |  The Holy Empire of Hptnok | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “The Path To God Is The Only One.” |
