The Safest in The East Pacific
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The East Pacific is ranked 12,217th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Unified Tracts of Elejamie | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Inimicum quamvis humilem metuendem est” | |
| 2. |  The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Bush sucks!” | |
| 3. |  The United States of Greater Somalia | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “For my clan” | |
| 4. |  The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “What could pawssibly go wrong?” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of Unger under over | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “WAH” | |
| 6. |  The Federation of Republic of Berzerkistan | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Justice , Freedom, Happy” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Neoquestria | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Revolution, evolution, perfection” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Librumia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Knowledge is power” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of Cymru Broadcasters | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Vere Certior” | |
| 10. |  The Federal Republic of Satroju | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Twirling Toward Freedom” |
