The East Pacific
World Census
The Most Rebellious Youth in The East Pacific
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, The East Pacific is ranked 18,957th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United States of Greater Somalia | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “For my clan” | |
| 2. |  The Unified Tracts of Elejamie | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Inimicum quamvis humilem metuendem est” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Kaigi | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.” | |
| 4. |  The Ancient City-State of Lyontisia | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Everything In Moderation” | |
| 5. |  The Restorative Republic of Mushet | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Strength From The Roots” | |
| 6. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.” | |
| 7. |  The GangLand of 7-5 | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “This is business. And I want all of yours!” | |
| 8. |  The Private Beach of Elle Macpherson | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Where's The Beach?” | |
| 9. |  The Luminous Republic of New Quanta | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “God Knows...” | |
| 10. |  The Community of Egzarkia | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Àaaaaaaaaaaaaaa” |
