The East Pacific
World Census
The Most Rebellious Youth in The East Pacific
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, The East Pacific is ranked 15,210th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United States of Greater Somalia | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “For my clan” | |
| 2. |  The Unified Tracts of Elejamie | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Inimicum quamvis humilem metuendem est” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Kaigi | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.” | |
| 4. |  The Ancient City-State of Lyontisia | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Everything In Moderation” | |
| 5. |  The Restorative Republic of Mushet | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Strength From The Roots” | |
| 6. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.” | |
| 7. |  The Private Beach of Elle Macpherson | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Where's The Beach?” | |
| 8. |  The GangLand of 7-5 | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “This is business. And I want all of yours!” | |
| 9. |  The Luminous Republic of New Quanta | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “God Knows...” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Dicha | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “There is nothing impossible to those who try” |
