by Max Barry

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The East Pacific World Census

The Most Primitive in The East Pacific

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, The East Pacific is ranked 11,728th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Empire of TeocetoAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“For god”
2.The Rogue Nation of NocoinsIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“We don't take Visa, checks, or cash!”
3.The PS2 Puppet of XynlandiaPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Stop reading my motto!”
4.The Oppressed Peoples of TyraePsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“We Will Endure”
5.The Holy Matriarchy of The Blessed and Holy LandCorporate Police State Halliburton“Praise be to our Holy Goddess”
6.The Free Land of PyrophyliteIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Look - a squirrel!”
7.The Delegate Ejector of The Cult of the Great CthulhuInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”
8.The Free and Holy Republic of The Happy CiviliansCorporate Police State Halliburton“Perfectly Fine, Thank You....”
9.The Queendom of TvankstaCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“Gods bless the Queen and Her Realm”
10.The Holy Galactic Imperium of StalanatisCorporate Police State Halliburton“God's garden is only open to the worthy”
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