The Most Primitive in The East Pacific
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, The East Pacific is ranked 11,728th in the world for Most Primitive.
|1.||The Holy Empire of Teoceto||Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists||“For god”|
|2.||The Rogue Nation of Nocoins||Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors||“We don't take Visa, checks, or cash!”|
|3.||The PS2 Puppet of Xynlandia||Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship||“Stop reading my motto!”|
|4.||The Oppressed Peoples of Tyrae||Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship||“We Will Endure”|
|5.||The Holy Matriarchy of The Blessed and Holy Land||Corporate Police State Halliburton||“Praise be to our Holy Goddess”|
|6.||The Free Land of Pyrophylite||Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors||“Look - a squirrel!”|
|7.||The Delegate Ejector of The Cult of the Great Cthulhu||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists||“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”|
|8.||The Free and Holy Republic of The Happy Civilians||Corporate Police State Halliburton||“Perfectly Fine, Thank You....”|
|9.||The Queendom of Tvanksta||Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship||“Gods bless the Queen and Her Realm”|
|10.||The Holy Galactic Imperium of Stalanatis||Corporate Police State Halliburton||“God's garden is only open to the worthy”|