by Max Barry

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The East Pacific World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in The East Pacific

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, The East Pacific is ranked 11,368th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The GangLand of 7-5Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“This is business. And I want all of yours!”
2.The Community of EgzarkiaAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Ŕaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
3.The Holy Matriarchy of The Blessed and Holy LandCorporate Police State Halliburton“Praise be to our Holy Goddess”
4.The Delegate Ejector of The Cult of the Great CthulhuLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”
5.The Nomadic Peoples of LudewaLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.”
6.The Oppressed Peoples of IronfistanCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Authority Through Compliance”
7.The Corporate-Owned Kingdom of Economic NirvanaCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“Increased profits create happiness.”
8.The Free Land of RegalkinsCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“Get Rich or Get Ditched”
9.The Allied States of LibertarsatanasCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“You Can't Stop Progress”
10.The Republic of FauntenheddoCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“We must consume to thrive, which is the goal of all.”
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