by Max Barry

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The Most Compassionate Citizens in The Empire of Friendship

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

As a region, The Empire of Friendship is ranked 1,085th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Democratic People's Kingdom of SwieteniaCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Vox populi vox dei”
2.The Mother Empire of Retro LyraCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Boni Amici, Boni Libri, et Conscientia Somnolenta.”
3.The Vulpine Empire of Kitsune FranceCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Corporations are magic.”
4.The Roaming Bands of The Unknown ArmyInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“The sun always shines on TV.”
5.The Multiverse of Third KingdomInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“The spice must flow!”
6.The Republic of SwiftyshireCorporate Police State Halliburton“Anger reveals”
7.The Grand Technocratic State of OzzyCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“All hail the all knowing Ozzy.”