The Most Primitive in The Empire of Friendship
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Mother Empire of Retro Lyra | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Boni Amici, Boni Libri, et Conscientia Somnolenta.” | |
| 2. |  The Multiverse of Third Kingdom | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “The spice must flow!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Swiftyshire | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Anger reveals” | |
| 4. |  The Roaming Bands of The Unknown Army | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “The sun always shines on TV.” | |
| 5. |  The Vulpine Empire of Kitsune France | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Corporations are magic.” | |
| 6. |  The Technocracy of Ozzy | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “All hail the all knowing Ozzy.” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic People's Kingdom of Swietenia | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Vox populi vox dei” |
