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The Fattest Citizens in The Erviadus Galaxy

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Administrative Organization of Two-Oh-Two	Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones	“sugere possit achaia”
2.	The Outer Rim Community of Mastropa	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Defy the Stars”
3.	The People's Republic of United Asians Association of Asians	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“You'll Never Walk Alone”