The Smartest Citizens in The Forest
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Canis lupus | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Take care of the earth and it will take care of you.” | |
| 2. |  The Nature Reserve of Kereniya | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Protect and Respect The Earth” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of Acorn Acre | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “From Tree To Tree” | |
| 4. |  The People's Republic of The Samoyeds | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “You just can't handle the cold comrade” | |
| 5. |  The Nation of Ravanon | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “The Ultimate Villain!” |
