The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in The Free Nations Region
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Supreme Pocialist Empire of The Teletubby Republic | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Eh-oh!” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of New Vivia And | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 3. |  The Theocracy of Konros | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “No time to apologise” | |
| 4. |  The Incorporated States of MexUsCan | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Yes Us Can” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Arnarquilandia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “anarquismo e esperança” | |
| 6. |  The United States of George W Bush | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “You Will Pay For 9/11” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Confederacion analitica-aceleracional | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Freedom and future” | |
| 8. |  The PhD Degree of Environmental Sciences | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “The Environment” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Atlaptume | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 10. |  The Holy Clearwater Republic of Grand Abaco | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Honoring Those Who Have Fought for Ukraine” |
