The Rudest Citizens in The Free Pacific
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Principality of Llamath | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 2. |  The Naval Nation of Jollyon | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Endurance is patience concentrated.” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Mave Trea | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Twirling Toward Freedom” |
