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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Gay Agenda

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Incorporated States of Fielland Tas	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
2.	The State of Being of Gay and Exhausted	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“Zzz”
3.	The Democratic Republic of Ianthe	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“By The People For The People”
4.	The Republic of Largeist Gay Icecream	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
5.	The Bowzin Property of Nabwabshodovadostarbar	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Check out my resume!”
6.	The United Socialist States of Posinernia	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Strength Through Freedom”
7.	The Royal States of The Isles of Bermuda	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“Nos non prohibere belli.”