The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in The Graveyard
The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Hellhole of Fudgedup | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “It's just a prank bro!” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of Landinoso | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “War Never Changes” | |
| 3. |  The Gatekeeper of The Graveyards | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Strength's Origin is in Science” | |
| 4. |  The Graveyard Tours of Dampe | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “I'm the gravedigger here.” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Np 28 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Puppet 28” | |
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of Habsburg Union | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 7. |  The Psalm of Np 34 | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Puppet34” | |
| 8. |  The Holy Forest of -Graveyards- | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Endurance” | |
| 9. |  The Theocracy of What Comes Next | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Perchance to dream” | |
| 10. |  The Gooooooooooood of Gregorreich | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Kindly f**k off, you pillock” |
