The Nudest in The Graveyard
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, The Graveyard is ranked 1,441st in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Haruki Murakama | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “What You Are Seeking Won't Come The Way You Expect” | |
| 2. |  The Czechoslovakian Stats of Plymouthland | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Pravda vitazi” | |
| 3. |  The Hellhole of Fudgedup | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “It's just a prank bro!” | |
| 4. |  The Colony of Tonopah Cemetery | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Tonopah Cemetery” | |
| 5. |  The Theocracy of What Comes Next | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Perchance to dream” | |
| 6. |  The Failed Nation of Annoying Nasal Drip | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Smell the Cabbages!” | |
| 7. |  The Gatekeeper of The Graveyards | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Strength's Origin is in Science” | |
| 8. |  The Federal Constitute-Caliphate of Nusantara Darussalam Raya | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Negeri Niskala nan Baik, Adiraja Semesta Penuh Aksama.” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of Habsburg Union | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 10. |  The Graveyard Tours of Dampe | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “I'm the gravedigger here.” |
