The Lowest Crime Rates in The Great American Union
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
As a region, The Great American Union is ranked 847th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Shnrubton | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “With Grace Eternal” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Republic of Kylistan | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Give me liberty, or give me death!” | |
| 3. |  The United Socialist Stations of The Moscow Metro Red Line | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Glory to the Red Line!” | |
| 4. |  The Federation of Tribble Nation | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “From State to Country to World” |
