The Most Cultured in The Greater Holy Isles
After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Grand Dominion of New Pyrosky | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Obedience, Honor, and Bombs” | |
| 2. |  The Potatoe Justice of Rokus | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Rokidoke” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Free Taley Gria | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “From Many, One” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Candlekeep Isle | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Pride and Industry” |
