The Nicest Citizens in The Greatest Freak Show on Earth
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
As a region, The Greatest Freak Show on Earth is ranked 2,511th in the world for Nicest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Euphonic Euphoria of Eumarea | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “L'eau apporte vie et joie” | |
| 2. |  The Protectorate of Carlos Eduardo | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “La barca sin rumbo de mi pasión” | |
| 3. |  The Protruding Eyes of Scurvy Knaves | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Vitamin C required in high dosages.” | |
| 4. |  The Unsettling Similarity of Twinister | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “If that is what you think best” |
