The Most Rebellious Youth in The Greatest Freak Show on Earth
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Protruding Eyes of Scurvy Knaves | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Vitamin C required in high dosages.” | |
| 2. |  The Euphonic Euphoria of Eumarea | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “L'eau apporte vie et joie” | |
| 3. |  The Protectorate of Carlos Eduardo | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “La barca sin rumbo de mi pasión” | |
| 4. |  The Unsettling Similarity of Twinister | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “If that is what you think best” |
