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The Largest Soda Pop Sector in The Heartland

The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 1,977^th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”
2.	The Dominion of Crystal Palais	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
3.	The Democratic Territories of Austrivum	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“Forward.”
4.	The Democratic United States of Kompa Ru	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
5.	The United Republic of East Klent	Left-wing Utopia Utopia	“Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc”
6.	The Insultingly Invigorated Call of Nastic	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Sempre Nàstic”
7.	The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Moderation In All Things”
8.	The People's New Democracy of West Kompa Ru	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“Bless our democracy and our's only! (Or else!)”
9.	The Theocracy of Theatrical Theists	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Hallelujah!”
10.	The Kingdom of Herconia	Left-wing Utopia Utopia	“Libertas - Unitas - Faustitas”