The Smartest Citizens in The Hole To Hide In
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Complete Blackout of Novaya Equestria | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Complete Blackout” | |
| 2. |  The Dainþjóð of Candain | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Scientific perfection” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic Capitalism of South Easthern | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Power to the people” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of Kemonomica | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “A shark flows with a small stream” | |
| 5. |  The Federation of Federation of Africa | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “We stand together.” | |
| 6. |  The City State of Cenagrad | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Free and united, on land in the air and into space.” | |
| 7. |  The Confederacy of Transnister | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Our country, our problem” | |
| 8. |  The 🐜 Colony 🐜 of Amberleaf | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “The honey-colored machine turns relentlessly” | |
| 9. |  The Third Empire of Eldamar of Fiercewood | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “An illi Eldalië” | |
| 10. |  The Royal Dominion of Candensia | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Everything for the people.” |
