The Highest Crime Rates in The Holy Church of Roads
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, The Holy Church of Roads is ranked 6,438th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Javind Mapse | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Truth alone triumphs” | |
| 2. |  The United Kingdom of Hero XXVII | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 3. |  The Fields of Halm | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Beware the fury of a patient man” |
