The Most Ignorant Citizens in The House of Prayer
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nomadic Autonomous Satellite of Mignanillya | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Elwha entristCondoua” | |
| 2. |  The Theocracy of Theoretical Physics | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic Republic of Eistraeichesch-Belsch | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Den Här ass mäi Hiert; Ech soll net wëllen” | |
| 4. |  The Free Land of Dilwale Dulhania La Jayenge | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “ਸਪ੍ਨੇ ਦੇਖੋ, ਜ਼ਰੋਓਰ ਦੇਖੋ (Dream, definitely dream)” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Constitutional Empire of Cretoia-Slrathria | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “gerínja zhyí afuzúnja! (Love and Perseverance!)” |
