The Safest in The Labyrinth
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Labyrinth is ranked 11,461st in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democracy of Merni | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Iustitia, Æqualitas, Libertas, Democratia” | |
| 2. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Bonvolkia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Habere libertate pugnandum.” | |
| 3. |  The Baby Eaters of Vavax | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “I have not seen convincing evidence that Canada exists.” | |
| 4. |  The Isolated Peoples of Delta Boreas | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Strive for the future” | |
| 5. |  The Golden Kingdom of Praenuntiur | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Discipline is my honor” | |
| 6. |  The Holy Red Necropolis of Santisima Muerte | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Don't Abandon Me” | |
| 7. |  The Peaceful Union of Ashtie | Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “I'll fight for a cause. I won't die for one.” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Paeternia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Ever on the Edge of Death” | |
| 9. | The Principality of A Memer | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Malaysia isnt real” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Primorski Krai | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Död vi rikets rand, drömmen rann ut i sand” |
