The Most Scientifically Advanced in The Land of the Lards
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Socialist States of Tylard | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “A new age has arisen in Tylard” | |
| 2. |  The United Socialist States of Communist States of Americans | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Live equally” |
