by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in the World

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of SedgistanAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining”
2.The Holy Empire of PogariaDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Join us or go to hell.”
3.The Very Masculine Nation of Rands ObjectivityCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“Gargantuan Love God”
4.The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of TremalkierCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
5.The Free State of VosiycrsAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“There Can Never Be Enough”
6.The Wastelands of NothreenCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“My way or the highway”
7.The Republic of Laser GunsCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Motto”
8.The Seafood Paradise of KohrArCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“With oysters we thrive!”
9.The Most Christian City of OrdenzaCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Do not despair”
10.The Impending Doom of Zombie PenguinsAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“The car won't start!”
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