The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Lexicon
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Jingoistic States of Alf Garnett | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “You silly moo!” | |
2. | The Protectorate of Andean Mountains | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “Long live the Mountains” | |
3. | The Confederated Herds of Armed COWS | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “We will run FREE with the buffalo or DIE!” | |
4. | The Bannorn of Arthrisha | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Ajorrāelagon iā Jaelagon?” | |
5. | The Dominion of Broken Plates | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Smash” | |
6. | The Dictatorship of Complete Dominance | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Do as you are told, or die!” | |
7. | The Federation of Failed Politicians | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “I didn't get elected but I made a ton of cash” | |
8. | The Holy Empire of Fr Ted Crilly | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Ah Feck!” | |
9. | The Propane Salesmen of Hank Hills America | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “I sell propane and propane accessories” | |
10. | The Republic of Jingdood | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream.” |