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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Lexicon

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Jingoistic States of Alf GarnettIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“You silly moo!”
2.The Protectorate of Andean MountainsRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“Long live the Mountains”
3.The Confederated Herds of Armed COWSFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“We will run FREE with the buffalo or DIE!”
4.The Bannorn of ArthrishaNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Ajorrāelagon iā Jaelagon?”
5.The Dominion of Broken PlatesCorporate Police State Halliburton“Smash”
6.The Dictatorship of Complete DominanceCorporate Police State Halliburton“Do as you are told, or die!”
7.The Federation of Failed PoliticiansCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“I didn't get elected but I made a ton of cash”
8.The Holy Empire of Fr Ted CrillyMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“Ah Feck!”
9.The Propane Salesmen of Hank Hills AmericaRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“I sell propane and propane accessories”
10.The Republic of JingdoodLiberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State“The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream.”
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