The Fattest Citizens in The Lexicon
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Jingoistic States of Alf Garnett | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “You silly moo!” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Major Cadman | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Gad!” | |
| 3. |  The Propane Salesmen of Hank Hills America | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “I sell propane and propane accessories” | |
| 4. |  The Spicy Land of Zinger Burger | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Delicious!” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Sgt Major Williams | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “You are a load of poofs!” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of The First Master | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “I am The Master and you WILL obey me!” | |
| 7. |  The Wilkshire Colony of Sgt Ernie Bilko | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Platoon... At the double!” | |
| 8. |  The Protectorate of Andean Mountains | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “Long live the Mountains” | |
| 9. |  The Dominion of Broken Plates | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Smash” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of The Lexicon Founder | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Founder of the greatest region in NationStates!” |
