by Max Barry

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The Most Avoided in The Lexicon

Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.

As a region, The Lexicon is ranked 4,422nd in the world for Most Avoided.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of The First MasterCorporate Police State Halliburton“I am The Master and you WILL obey me!”
2.The Spicy Land of Zinger BurgerCorporate Police State Halliburton“Delicious!”
3.The Wilkshire Colony of Sgt Ernie BilkoCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Platoon... At the double!”
4.The Federation of Failed PoliticiansCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“I didn't get elected but I made a ton of cash”
5.The Kingdom of Major CadmanCorporate Police State Halliburton“Gad!”
6.The Dictatorship of Complete DominanceCorporate Police State Halliburton“Do as you are told, or die!”
7.The Dominion of Broken PlatesCorporate Police State Halliburton“Smash”
8.The Empire of Sgt Major WilliamsMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“You are a load of poofs!”
9.The Empire of The Evil SutekhIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Your evil is my good!”
10.The Protectorate of Andean MountainsRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“Long live the Mountains”
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