The Fattest Citizens in The Library of Congress
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Grand Collection of Library of Congress | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “E Pluribus Unum” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of District-VIII | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Panem today, Panem tomorrow, Panem forever!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Watching AndDreaming- | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Lumity” | |
| 4. |  The Piping hot bowl of Beef Stew | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “I'm not stroganoff to do this alone” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Thorn62 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Contact Thorn1000 with any concerns :)” |
