The World World Census
The Highest Economic Output in the World
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?” | |
| 2. |  The United Star Empire of Valinon | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Mit Mut zu schützen” | |
| 3. |  The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Mata ai ni kurukarane” | |
| 4. |  The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Get Outa Here!!” | |
| 5. |  The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
| 6. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 7. |  The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “I'm lazy, go discipline yourself” | |
| 8. |  The Nomadic Legion of Cruciland | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Avur Elohim, memshala, gam kavod!” | |
| 9. |  The Incorporated Entity of Harmonious Paperclips | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Insufficient experience to get experience” | |
| 10. |  The Dominion of Kingdinium | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Nulla tenaci invia est via” |
